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NIGERIA...Description of the Coat of Arms At the top of the coat of arms is an eagle, red in colour and mounted on a wreath which is rendered in the national colours. The eagle and wreath rest on a black shield with a Y-shaped silver coloured wavy band in the middle of the black shield. Two white horses support the shield on either side. The base on which the shield rests is coctus spectabilis, a wild flower that grows in many parts of the country. Underneath all these is the motto of the country: “Unity and Faith, Peace and Progress.” Symbolism of Coat of Arms Elements The red eagle depicts Nigeria’s strength. The black shield signifies the fortuitous qualities of the land in agricultural, mineral and solid resources. The Y-shaped silver coloured wavy band in the middle of the black shield represents the two major rivers in the country, River Niger and River Benue. The two white horses signify dignity.
JOKES: Akpos and MOM MAMA AKPORS: Akpors, why did you fail your Test?.. AKPORS: The boy seating next to me did not come today Akpos and Father Akpors' father buys a LIE DETECTOR Robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner. Dad: Akpors, where were you today during school hours? Akpors: At school. (Robot slaps akpors) Akpors: Okay, I went to my friends House! Dad: Which one? Akpors: Godons (Robot slaps again) Akpors: Okay, I was watching porn. Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was. (Robot slaps dad) Mom: Hahahahahaha!!! After all "he is your son"! (Robot slaps mom). Akpos and Papa AKPOS: Papa when I go HEAVEN, I go ask Mama why she Died so Soon.. PAPA: What if she dey HELL?.. AKPOS: Na u go ask her be that....... Good Akpos In Exam Hall It was a chemistry class and the teacher asked the students each to name one gas they know. Emeka- Oxygen gas Vincent- Nitrogen gas Lizzy- Hydrogen gas Akpos...
QUESTION: Which country has the most beautiful women in the world..??
SPORTS: Most expensive cars of football players. 10. Nani: Lamborghini Price: £137,000 9. Lionel Messi: Ferrari : £138,000 8. Didier Drogba: Mercedes SL65 : Price: £147,000 7. Wayne Rooney: Aston Martin £150,000 6.Jermaine Pennant: Chrome Aston Price: £170,000 5. Frank Lampard: Ferrari 612 Price: £197,000 4. Obafemi-martins-lamborghini- Price: £250,000 3. David Beckham: Rolls Royce Price: £350,000 2.El Hadj Diouf: Chrome Mercedes Mclaren Price: £420,000 1. Cristiano Ronaldo: Bugatti Veyron Price: £720,000

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