JOKES:
Akpos and MOM
MAMA AKPORS: Akpors, why did you fail your Test?..
AKPORS: The boy seating next to me did not come today
Akpos and Father
Akpors' father buys a LIE DETECTOR Robot that
slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at
dinner. Dad: Akpors, where were you today during
school hours? Akpors: At school. (Robot slaps akpors)
Akpors: Okay, I went to my friends House! Dad: Which one?
Akpors: Godons
(Robot slaps again) Akpors: Okay, I was watching porn. Dad:
What? When I was your age I didn't even
know what porn was. (Robot slaps dad) Mom:
Hahahahahaha!!! After all "he is your
son"! (Robot slaps mom).
Akpos and Papa
AKPOS: Papa when I go HEAVEN,
I go ask Mama
why she Died so Soon..
PAPA: What if she dey HELL?..
AKPOS: Na u go ask her be that....... Good
Akpos In Exam Hall
It was a chemistry class and the
teacher asked the students each
to name one gas they know.
Emeka- Oxygen gas
Vincent- Nitrogen gas
Lizzy- Hydrogen gas
Akpos- Tear gas
Teacher: Akpos you ve jst one more chance to answer the
question correctly else you ll be punished.
Akpos thinks harder and said: Fabregas
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