JOKES: Akpos and MOM MAMA AKPORS: Akpors, why did you fail your Test?.. AKPORS: The boy seating next to me did not come today Akpos and Father Akpors' father buys a LIE DETECTOR Robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner. Dad: Akpors, where were you today during school hours? Akpors: At school. (Robot slaps akpors) Akpors: Okay, I went to my friends House! Dad: Which one? Akpors: Godons (Robot slaps again) Akpors: Okay, I was watching porn. Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was. (Robot slaps dad) Mom: Hahahahahaha!!! After all "he is your son"! (Robot slaps mom). Akpos and Papa AKPOS: Papa when I go HEAVEN, I go ask Mama why she Died so Soon.. PAPA: What if she dey HELL?.. AKPOS: Na u go ask her be that....... Good Akpos In Exam Hall It was a chemistry class and the teacher asked the students each to name one gas they know. Emeka- Oxygen gas Vincent- Nitrogen gas Lizzy- Hydrogen gas Akpos...